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Turd match maker

A match maker who matches people by how similar their poops are
Girl 1: So how did you guys did meet?
Girlfriend: Well we were matched by a turd match maker.
Girl 1: I have to go to the bathroom. *Calls sister to come pick her up*
by ieatboyslol October 10, 2023
mugGet the Turd match makermug.

Drain snake turd

When ur poop clogs the toilet so bad you can't plunge it and have to use a drain snake
Ah shit another drain snake turd u know where the ogger is?
by Fuc biden May 27, 2021
mugGet the Drain snake turdmug.

Obligated turd

Why have you put a hotel on Mayfair you obligated turd
by BigFatty6432 December 6, 2023
mugGet the Obligated turdmug.

Disk Turds

1: Remanent files left behind after uninstalling software.

2: Unnecessary files that waste disk space.
3: Digital clutter, within a file system.
1: Most of your hard drive is disk turds.
2: We pushed out an uninstall package, unfortunately it left behind many disk turds.
3: The disk cleanup utility may cleanup some disk turds.
by The_Cardboard_Cutout January 19, 2024
mugGet the Disk Turdsmug.

Secondary Turd

This is not the primary turd this is the disappointing second one that plops into the water and splashed your bum
Roger: Man you reek like a secondary turd
Steve: Shut up ya smelon
by Lacaswetty June 21, 2019
mugGet the Secondary Turdmug.

common turd

Direct response to reply back to someone who calls you a douchebag, as use of the word douchebag has become so common place that the man or woman using the word has become such a plebeian pawn and hasn't realized this that they have most certainly become a common turd as a result.
Andrew: "You've been a passive/aggressive douchebag through this entire conversation!"

Mr. Jensen: "And seeing your chocie of words Andrew, you are obviously a common turd..."
by Seemerlin August 30, 2011
mugGet the common turdmug.

STUFFED TURD

THE SHITTY ENVIRONMENT YOU WORK IN AND ASSHOLES YOU WORK WITH WHO ARE NOT FUN.
WE ARE FUN TO WORK WITH... NOT LIKE THE STUFFED TURDS YOU USED TO WORK WITH.
by the turd burlgar July 12, 2017
mugGet the STUFFED TURDmug.

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