Troll

A group of males aged approximately 15-25. Trolls are characterized by making tasteless and crass jokes/comments online for the purpose of getting a cheap laugh from whichever of their troll friends happen to be looking over their shoulder at the computer at the time. Trolls are a rare species, as they lack the abilities most other males have to mate, such as testicles and the ability to connect with someone on an emotional level. However, trolls reproduce by infecting other males ages 15-25. If exposed to a troll, take emergency action to prevent the spread of troll-ness onto yourself and whomever you happen to be around.

"Tony is such a troll, he posted a link to gay-repairitive therapy on the facebook of Mike, the kid at our school who killed himself after coming out of the closet."

" Have you been tested at a fertility clinic yet?"
"Yes, but I'm fertile....It's been three months and I'm still not pregnant, maybe Nick is a troll...."

"Pete is such a troll, man...he started acting like a douche all over my FB status about my dead girlfriend"
"I would kick him in the balls for you, but you know trolls....he doesn't have any"

by appledeap September 5, 2011

Troll

Someone who likes to cause chaos for their own entertainment. The more attention you give them the more they'll try because this is their intention.

Jesse: Ayo MR WHITE
WW: What jesse?!
Jesse: Look at these dumbasses not knowing the definition of a troll
WW: Ahahah, look at you dumbass, you don't even know the definition of a troll.
Jesse: Okay Mr white we need to cook meth!

by Hoodini999 October 5, 2022

Troll

Weird sense of humor and sick kids….typically known as Madison

Woah! Did you see that troll?

by 0oga Booga November 9, 2022

Perpetual trolling mode

When someone is always looking for a mate regardless of marital status

Dude 1: Wow! Look at the booty on that one!!!
Dude 2: Yeah! But I thought you are in a relationship?!?
Dude 1: Yeah, but I'm in perpetual trolling mode

by Magnetic62 January 7, 2017

Trash Trolling

1. Looking through your neighbors trash to see if there's anything that peaks your interest or something that is in good shape that you can use or should be donated to a charity instead of thrown in the dump.

2. Going to a bar or nightclub with the intent to meet some trashy looking character because that's the type you like or in the mood to hang out with.

1. I went trash trolling down the alley this morning and found a recliner that's in really good shape. Only a few stains to get out and spray it with fabric freshener.

2. I'm going trash trolling at the clubs tonight to find a trashy looking person to hang out with or maybe hook up.

by TimLG May 10, 2011

Troll

a woman who toils with a mans emotions. Also known as a tease,cunt, bitch or a whore.

girl: hey you want to meet up tonight?
guy: yeah sure what do you wanna do?
girl: oh idk..watch a movie and then not watch it ;)
guy: what time?
girl: in an hr
guy: sure let me know when you want to meet
(4 hrs later)
guy: hey so are we meeting up?
guy: so whats the deal for tonight?

don't hear from her months on end; out of the blue

girl:hey you want to meet up tonight?
guy: Fuck you troll

by LuvRod October 10, 2011

Outlet troll

Wall hugging, hunched creatures most commonly found in airports and coffee shops who use outlets to fulfill their unquenchable thirst for electrical power.

I hate going to McCarran Airport, their lack of charging stations breed too many outlet trolls.

by MadJuju September 14, 2014