American Failure Delusion

A delusion where non-Americans delude themselves into thinking that all Americans suck at everything which of course is untrue.

I swear too many non-Americans suffer from American failure delusion. Any person of any nationality can fail hard at anything.

by CelticEagle February 15, 2019

Van Damme Americans

A Japanese term for patriotic fun loving, happy go lucky, bold and loud Americans. Often used to describe American military or people who mix comoflage and old glory patterns. Also used to describe Americans who live in the Bible belt.
The fact that Van Damme is Belgian is irrelevant because he played Guile in Street fighter

I'm visiting America to party with "Van Damme Americans."

by VanDammeAmerican March 20, 2023

american horse pirates

when you don't know the word cowboy

in the wild west movies the people who star in them are american horse pirates

by never gonna give you up never June 29, 2021

American Pie Challenge

You have to masturbate with super glue as lube and try to ejaculate as quick as possible before the glue dries

Man I was trying to do the American pie challenge and now I have a dick in my hand permanently

by slumpy4dah2bear0 June 11, 2019

American bell beaner

Americans, regardless of race or skin color, that over eat at Taco Bell a lot. A Taco Bell fanatic.

We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.

I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.

I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure

Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

American horse pirate

a longer way of saying cowboy

“American horse pirates raged throughout the land.”

by shatisthat June 30, 2021

American bell beaner

Americans, regardless of race or skin color, that over eat at Taco Bell a lot. A Taco Bell fanatic.

We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.

I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.

I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure

Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016