Texas Pileup

A type of orgy involving 20 or more drunken people usually in a Texas Holiday inn. It begins with a woman bent over the bed taking it in the anus . Then the other participants run with hardons or strapons into the asses of each consecutive person interlocking everyone ass to cock , cock to ass.

Gee everyone , it sure is cold outside . I'm glad we had our Texas pileup in our room and not the freeway .

by Scatprick Blomansun February 13, 2021

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Texas 2021 Snow Storm

A snow storm that hit the U.S. State of Texas from around February 15th-17th of 2021. It brought about temperatures in the teens and several inches of snow in some parts of Texas. It was notorious for knocking out power to some 4 million customers (according to one site). It has caused several deaths and likely caused millions of dollars of damage (due to burst pipes).

Person: Hey do you know what’s happening in Texas right now?
Person 2: Yeah there’s a snowstorm in Texas, called the “Texas 2021 Snow Storm”.

by CheeseCakeFries February 18, 2021

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Texas HotFlush

When you have to shovel snow from your garden, boil it down to water on the stove and use is to flush your shit away in your none functioning toilet.
The procedure is usually carried out in Texas due to the lack of flowing water during winter periods.

I can't believe Ted Cruz is flew to Mexico and I'm stuck Texas Hotflushing after eating nothing but Slim Jims and Saltine crackers for a week.

Get the shovel, I need to take a Texas HotFlush.

by sam_jarvis_texas_ranger February 19, 2021

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