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Scenester

A scenester is someone who does their hair in some pretty cool ways, dresses in tight clothes, and participates in the local music scene, either by being in a band, supporting a band, or going to local shows a lot. They have respect for others and tend to be really nice people, as opposed to scene kids, who just try their hardest to be amazing, but inevitably fail.
"Hey guys! Let's gather up the other scenesters and head over to that local band's show tomorrow night! I love seeing a good show." "Yeah, but... Hopefully no scene kids will be there..."
by dstryr/dstryr April 1, 2010
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scenester

okay, I usually want to make my definitions pretty unbiased (if that's even a word). In the case of the word scene, though, I do not feel like I am being biased when I define it the way I do because I feel like being scene is, overall, a pretty negative thing. Anyway...

Scenester: A person who is scene, obviously. The basic goal of a scenester is to be non-conformist, and in order to do that, they conform to the scene style. In other words, they are a complete and utter poser. Typical scene style and behavior consists of:
-short, choppy, black hair (this is a must for males and females), often with a stripe or chunk of an unnatural color or bleach.
-band shirts, generally emo bands
-skinny jeans for girls, girls jeans for guys
-Converses or Vans
-bright colors paired with black
-polka dots
-dinosaurs, robots, or other kiddyish fantasy-type ideas
-girly ribbons for girls
-Myspace account, with tons of pouty pictures at weird angles
-typing (and often talking) with weird phrases, like HARDXCORE, KTHNXBAI, and others

The number one trick to being scene, though, is to deny that you are scene, because even though you know you are, you're supposed to think labels are for soup cans.
Scenester: Hey, look at my new polka-dot dinosaur t-shirt and hair that I cut myself last night while blindfolded! I am so hardxcore.
Normal Person: You're such a scene poser, go a away.
Scenester: I am SO not! Besides, labels are for soup cans. kthnxbai.
by Katinthehat May 15, 2007
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scenie weenies

Dumb scene kid, wanna be scene, what you call any "scene"
Look at those scenie weenies! -points and laughs-
by A Person of atleast 5' tall April 13, 2011
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scenesters

stupid kids (generally indy types or emo children) who hang around in what they percieve to be cool hang outs, normally underage, and who claim to have been into the music and the whole actual life forever when really they got it from the NME last week.
I fucking hate scenesters
Look at those scenesters arent they too young to be here?
Why do scenesters have to pretend to be so cool?

Kid: Ive been into indy way longer than you!

Possibly me: Whats your faviourite band atm?

Kid: Kooks.

Me: Enough said.
by wb big dave September 17, 2006
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scenelebrity

someone who is scene and pretty much famous for nothing but is well-known on various internet sites and have a bunch of scene kid fans that think they're the best thing to ever happen to the earth
kiki kannibal is a scenelebrity
by testingtesting123 October 23, 2008
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Scelerat

A villain, a despised renegade
Bad to the bone
I watched Batman on DVD last night, this penguin dude is a real scelerat
by Cantakerous Celine September 18, 2008
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