Salad

A dish eaten by only the gayest of men.

"Bro, your eating a salad, you must be gay"

"Your actually so gay, you must eat salad bro"

by upamecano October 26, 2019

Salad dressing

Salad dressing is a term to be used when a Male wants to spunk over his woman

Her: oh yeh baby harder
You: omg I wanna Salad dressing on you you dirty bitch

by Jf kennedy October 27, 2019

Ham Salad Party

2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings

1 Cup juice of baby feelings

1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours

Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.

My fuckin’ guts are ham salad party stuffed after that CJ party at Gene’s house last Tuesday.

by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025

Trash Salad

A salad which consists of only a head of lettuce (sometimes with ranch dressing dolloped on top, and/or bacon bits). Normally consumed by hand, without the use of utensils.

datrashmaaan eats his trash salad with pocket bacon and booster pack ranch

by horsenamedfriday July 2, 2025

Tuna Salad Tuesday

When everyone makes tuna salad (traditionally tuna pasta salad) on Tuesdays. Usually celebrated in a group where everyone brings her homemade tuna salad to a gathering (e.i. work for lunch, lunch date, picnic). Can also be celebrated happily alone in the comfort of your home

Are you ready for Tuna Salad Tuesday?

by Shloctor Shloctopus July 6, 2025

salad magnets

1) an expletive used when you mess up in cooking, especially while making salads.

Chef: OH SALAD MAGNETS! I DROPPED THE SUN-DRIED TOMATOES!

by toomanyfishintheseaforme July 16, 2025

Sweet tater’ salad

When you have diarrhea in a full bottle of sunny d, creating a substance similar to sweet potato salad.

“I hated that guy, so i turned his sunny d into a sweet tater’ salad”

by plutonashfan123 July 16, 2025