Smoke a Jacob

In parody to smoking a cigarette, where once you're hooked, you can't stop listening to Jacob Collier's music. Other music begins to feel inferior, and you can't help but be consumed by the rabbit hole of smoking Jacobs daily.

Jacob is like Nicotine, only there are no repercussions to Smoke a Jacob.

by SketchTurner_16 April 15, 2021

north dakota smoke signal

When you take a drag of a cigarette and blow the smoke into his/her butthole. He/She then bends over, putting both hands and both feet flat on the floor, with butt straight up in the air, the smoke is tooted out, creating a beautiful North Dakota Smoke Signal.

Zach was being annoying so I bent him over and forced him to do a North Dakota smoke signal yesterday.

by jandro22 February 12, 2017

smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

Smokes

Slang for cigar, cigarette, fag, etc.

'You got any smokes?'

by Abcdefgilikeurfacebby May 20, 2021

smoke wall[s]

The act of blowing marijuana smoke at a small beam of light shining through a small space between curtains and or blinds to create the illusion that there is a wall of smoke. You can also use mirrors to make more than one wall.

Mexico: Hey, Brogan. Go grab the mirror and let's make some smoke walls.

Brogan: Dude, I have no weed.

Mexico: Don't worry. I've got you covered.

by craigles ogrady December 19, 2013

smoking bourbon

when your extremely gonzo high and you boil bourbon and catch it in a walmart sacc and huff the damn thing

"aye bro lets smoke this bourbon"

"shiiiiiiiit bet"
"bro we smoking bourbon right now holy shiiiiit"

by ylucii August 8, 2018

3rd hand smoke

When a person smokes so much that their farts become 2nd hand smoke.

*farts*

"Man, is someone smoking in here"
"Nah, just some 3rd hand smoke"

by Josiah13 February 22, 2019