ryan evans 

a fucking downie, he is a devinshire carrot cruncher. got half his spine removed to suck his dick.

Caleb: look at that downie

jamie: he so gay
jayden: he's probably a ryan evans

ryan evans by Carrot crunchers October 23, 2019

ryan osterman 

A midget who plays guitar and is amazing in the grundle area see polar body

Corey:Hey ryan osterman was pretty sick last night at his show
Connor:I hate that polar body

ryan osterman by Con-Are-Tist April 30, 2006

Ryan-day 

The act of showing up for work but not actually doing anything.

Person one: Larry didn't do anything all day! He came to work but did nothing.
Person two: I know! He is having a Ryan-day.

Ryan-day by Passive aggresive co-worker February 25, 2011

ryan soup 

Expensive, ponced up soup that comes in a carton and not a tin, and is titled in an extremely homosexual fashion i.e. 'cream of milked gooseberry and pear segment'.

Also see "faggot soup"

Shall I buy a tin of normal soup today? Why, when I can spend all of my money on one carton of delicious ryan soup, which will taste more or less the same but will make girls like me more as they will see I have culture and good taste.

Mmm, ryan soup.

ryan soup by Ryan Carlsen September 20, 2006

Ryan Reynolds 

One of the sexiest men on the planet. Not only because of his flawless appearance, but because of his sweet and hilarious persona, as well as his amazing talent.

Ryan Reynolds is America's Jessica Alba.

Ryan Reynolds by ryan's sexy, yup September 11, 2009

ryan ross 

Ryan Ross from Panic! at the Disco is really good looking, but sometimes his face looks feminine.

Ryan Ross kind of looks like a girl to me.
Sorry, Ryan lovers.

ryan ross by Trenzy September 25, 2006

ryan sheckler 

One of the HOTTEST pro skaters out there! Currently 17, and has his own show, Life of Ryan on MTV. He turned pro at age 13 in that same year he won a gold medal at the X games.

A skating prodigy.
A hot skater.

Wow look at that kid he is a natural....a ryan sheckler.

Whoa that skater is so hot... he reminds me of ryan sheckler.

ryan sheckler by sheckygirl November 8, 2007