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Turtle Necking

When you are having sexual intercourse while wearing a condom, and the condom breaks, leaving the remains pushed to the base of the shaft.
Last night me and my girl were having sex, afterwards I found out I was turtle necking. I hope she isn’t pregnant.
by Slyforawhiteguy November 22, 2021
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Neck

When a friend says something stupid and doesn't know.
Boy~Whos your favorite rapper
Girl~Lil Kim, i really like her new album
Boy~Thats a neck! she fell out like 5 years ago! she hasn't made an Album yet!
by Fuckki August 7, 2016
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neck

in smoking; to consume almost completely
Pass the blunt, you're necking it. Don't neck the blunt!
by Jonathan "Jay" Gomez January 6, 2008
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wank-neck

A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.
Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.

If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.

Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.
by one of many concerned friends January 27, 2014
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neck bliss

a neck bliss is the very ends of the lumps when you crinkle the back of your neck
"fuck you bitch you get no respek-bliss thats why hop is coming for your neck bliss" ill by the hopson 8
by XxBig_TastyxX November 12, 2017
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Drop dat neck

Hey Josh this my favorite song, I'm gonna drop dat neck.
by Vön February 1, 2023
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Neck-jumper

A person who will argue with you because they don't like your opinion.
Me: Taco Bell has good food.
Colleague: No it doesn't. The food is trash and everyone who eats it is dumb cuz it's the worst food ever.
Me: Will you shut up? You're such a Neck-jumper.
by OzzyTheKidd888 July 16, 2025
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