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pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
by Sexydimma March 9, 2013
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don't neck me

whatchu say when sumbody glazin or dickridin
"bruh armani don't neck me i'm sick of yo shit"
by Delantae Woods May 2, 2024
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Don't touch my pizza

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.
Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!
by literal asshole May 25, 2025
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You don't matter

NOT TRUE MEGYN KELLY! ONE MAN CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY! AND I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I! AM!! HYM!!!
Hym "Oh Meg.... It isn't that you don't matter. And I can't not talk to my stalker. My stalker is literally everyone I interact with."
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
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Don't Be A Donkey

"The absolute talk show" podcast coined the phrase, "Don't be a donkey" meaning "don't be a jackass.
Trent was being mean about my weekend events and i replied, "don't be a donkey!"
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Don't Trash My Beach

When someone tries to ruin something you thought was cool. Similar to the phrase "Don't rain on my parade"
Guy " mmm this coffee is delicious."
Guys friend "is it fair trade?"
Guy "Don't Trash My Beach"

"I thought you said it was going to be nice?"

"Dude, Don't Trash My Beach."
by Goddessamani March 13, 2019
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don't get your ham in a twist

this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist

but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist

it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
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