Chocolate Monkey

When a Female Licks a Mans Butt-Hole and Then 'Taps that ass' Then Finally the Male Takes a Dump on the Female on her Stomach.

I loved His Chocolate Monkey.

by JON FUCKING NA (Lol,Kassem G) October 21, 2011

The New Monkey

A nightclub. Even it is in the shithole known as Sunderland, it has the best music ever.

The music at The New Monkey is good, unlike shitty RnB, Nu-Metal, Pop and Rap "Music".

by Blonde Bitch March 28, 2004

porch monkey

Despite all the racist definitions you may have heard for this word, it can actually be applied to 80% of the population of Schenectady, NY. It crosses all racial lines. Just alot of lazy folk with nothing better to do. Sometimes just drinkin beer waiting for the some crack whores to walk by so they can get some ass.

Driving thru Schenectady, one will notice one out of every three houses are infested with porch monkeys.

by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 23, 2007

chicken monkey

any small animal that is fun to play with.

where is the chicken monkey?
or
our chicken monkey is playing with the kids.

by cp January 9, 2004

Cock Monkey

someone who loves to fuck, suck, and ride cock; acting in a way as to be a complete idiot

she acts like a cock monkey around me

by C-Hris May 25, 2004

northern monkey

anyone from the north, who works in the south, who has a life and doesn't spend their time moaning like a southern shandy drinker

Mike is a Northern Monkey

by A Northern Monkey July 1, 2003

Northern Monkey

A shovel-faced piltdown man with a hairy back and misappropriated smugness about his perceived genetic superiority when he's actually not able to hit the urinal with his first squirt, and speaks his mind in some bastardised distortion of the Queen's English. Hirsuit. Stoops and smells of pish.

Johnnie "Say what ah like and like what ah say" B

by paolo beardini December 9, 2003