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Microscoping

Calling attention to a small detail or attribute that bothers you about someone, or asking them to explain it to you on the spot. Usually something that most people would avoid out of respect, or overlook because of how unimportant it is, especially when done without any segue and derailing the conversation or ruining the vibe.

May be done intentionally to "knock someone down a peg", or unintentionally due to social retardation. The chosen detail may be an insecurity for the microscopee, or may become a new insecurity after the microscoping is complete. The chosen detail may cross a line, leading others to callout the microscoper, or it may be too subtle to warrant a callout.
Guy1: "Hey everyone, look at this amazing art that my step-daughter drew!"
Guy2: "Saying step-daughter is sad, why not just say daughter?"
Guy3: "What's really sad is you microscoping that."
by Tekaiguy December 19, 2023
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Micronation

A micronation is a political entity that claims to be an independent state, but does not have any recognition from actual countries or world governments. (e.g. Molossia, Sealand, Austenasia, etc.)
I've always wanted to start a micronation. Can you help me?
by anonymous January 13, 2024
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Microsoft Edge

Microsoft Edge is Microsoft's browser first released in 2015. The Legacy version of Edge used to use EdgeHTML, the new version now uses Chromium. It's now built-in Windows 10 and Windows 11, meaning it will be installed every time you install Windows 10 or Windows 11 and you cannot normally uninstall it until you use some scripts or registry tricks. Which is what people hate the most.
I just installed Windows 11 AND MICROSOFT EDGE IS INSTALLED BY DEFAULT AAAAAAAAAAA
by slideglide January 21, 2024
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micropenis

A tree getting raped by a dog
Look at that micropenis! ewww!
by Bigdickalus snurgus January 29, 2024
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microwave honeybun

A microwave honeybun is a weapon towards the homeless. people put honeybuns in the microwave to build up heat so it can burn the homeless people.
Ty: did you see that homeless man today
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.
by Funnyweirdnotfunnyhaha January 31, 2024
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MicroGhost

Ghosting lite. Opening a message just enough to read it without triggering the "seen" status. Digital peek-a-boo.
Totally MicroGhosted Jake's text. Read it, left no trace. I'm like a chat ninja.
by Cresil February 2, 2024
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Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.
Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold
by Jaymes175 February 4, 2024
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