Jacob Dinkelman

A total asshole who jerks off to gay Asian porn because it reminds them of their small chode.

That dick is such a Jacob Dinkelman.

by JacobDinkelmanSucksAss November 3, 2016

Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.

“Jacob barlow moment”

“Fuck you tim”

by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022

jacob

jacob is a really cool guy
alway the better person
and everybody should look up to him

jacob's are the coolest

by jbossing March 9, 2021

Musty Jacobs Disease

Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.

I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!

I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!

Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.

Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.

She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.

Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.

by Custer dude January 7, 2020

Jacob

A guy that is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Nobody can get near the awesomeness of Jacob due to his dick preventing anyone get near him. Everybody wants to be like Jacob

I can't see if that's Jacob from here the tip is holding me back.

by DrawnLmao May 29, 2024

Jacob

A really nice guy if you are nice to him. Is often hyper and made fun of by his teachers and classmates. He is selfless and would go to great lengths to help others. He treats his friends like royalty and is pretty down to earth. Loves playing video games and being active. Doesn't have very many friends. Not always cute at first sight. Is very comical and will make people laugh, even if it at him because he wants everyone to have a good time, even if he isn't.

Joe: Yo Jacob, how you doing?
Jacob: I'm doing pretty good. You?
Joe: I'm ok. Can I borrow your motor home. I want to take the kids hunting.
Jacob: Sure what's mine is yours.
Joe: Thanks man.
Jacob: No problem.

by Mr. Memesheep November 22, 2019

Jacob Soreclitorus

An insulting (but hilarious) nickname for the teen Musical.ly star Jacob Sartorius.

Dudebro: Omg look at this video of Jacob Soreclitorus; he's so cringey.
Another Dudebro: Leave him alone, man; he's like 15 and cringe/cringe culture is dead anyway.

by Edgy and Extra April 14, 2018