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January 2

The birthday of the most beautiful, special, intelligent, loving, sexy, precious, and adorable woman you've ever met in your life.
It's January 2nd, some man somewhere is luckiest guy alive!
by xDANxxTHEMANx April 7, 2024
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January 06

National Yareli day , because this is the day to remember Yareli is an awesome name and an awesome person
P1- Doo you know what day it is?
P2- January 06?
P1- No, It’s national yareli day!
by coolchickjulie May 22, 2024
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Jizzy January

Often used to describe the event in January where you jizz (cum) everyday in January. Many people pass this event each year and it is widely celebrated.
Holy shit, Jizzy January was so easy this year”
by grassifyedlawn February 18, 2024
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January 13th

Guy 1: dang man I really have a crush on this girl

Guys 2: bro it’s January 13th tell them
by baddieswolf.gang February 19, 2024
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January 24

THE DAY MY POOKIE WOOKIE BESTIE WESTIE WAS BORN I LOVE HER SO MUCH
january 24 my fave day other than april 7th.(day we met!!)
by SUICIDAL-IDIOT March 8, 2024
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22nd of January

The 22nd of January has been deemed as National sahri wins day and it is the day sahri finds out that she has know Lauren longer. She is victorious, she is superior.
Omg no way it’s the 22nd of January it’s national sahri wins day let’s all go praise her!!
by Slaygirlypop March 11, 2024
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January 6

A day when intelligence agencies (FBI certainly, and others likely) organized an effort to falsely accuse President Trump supporters of engaging in an insurrection at the Capitol. This day has been used repeatedly by leftists and Democrats to socially reinforce the idea that somehow Trump's supporters were trying to "overthrow the government", even though it has been proven the FBI and Capitol Police staged the whole "insurrection." A bunch of patriotic Americans have since been jailed and have had their Constitutional rights continually violated while autistic libtards cheer for it, not realizing one day something similar could happen to them if they should oppose the uniparty that rules Washington D.C.
January 6 was the Democrats Reichstag fire to take control of our country and to weaponize the Judicial Branch against their political opponents.
by john connor galt March 19, 2024
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