by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
Clearly a misunderstanding of the phrase, "(you) just got owned."
The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.
The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.
"I just got told that my mom gave birth to a happy, healthy boy; my new brother!"
"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"
"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"
by mynöduesp January 11, 2020
What the Duck says in a start of a normal day in The Duck Song. But, there are no grapes in the lemonade stand.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and then said to the man running the stand: "Hey, pa-pa-pa, got any grapes?"
by Europe2048 December 17, 2023
To get your player character in D&D killed in an unusual, brutal, and unstoppable manner that gives you an insatiable desire to land on the ground at maximum velocity with a large metal pole placed precisely between your legs.
by Nileator June 16, 2021
When you're doing really well in something you've been practicing and then everyone ruins it for you.
by monkeyparkour November 07, 2018
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 02, 2025
by Vik.V. November 16, 2017