Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 02, 2025

Got God (Him)?

John 3:16 says..

Do you Got God?
Do you Got Him?
John 3:16 says God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son and who so ever believe in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. So do you Got God (Him)?

by Oweethea April 19, 2021

ain’t got it boss

When you just don’t have it

Frank: “Vance, you got last weeks scanned out stolen?”

Vance: “ain’t got it boss”

by Unhypnotize July 01, 2021

i got condos in that bitch head

im always on that girls mind

asin that girl cant stop spreading rumors about me cause i got condos in that bitch head

by blackgirlnextdoor June 19, 2023

River got me

When river get you.

River got me

by RiverGotMe June 11, 2020

got purpled

The act of engaging in mouth activity in whatever context you wish it to be applied to

I got purpled with my ice cream.

by Big playa February 29, 2024

I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025