French Impale

The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose

Dude, that chick last night totally let me French Impale her.

by B Lo-ki May 7, 2021

French fry boner

A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.

"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered

"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."

by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021

French fucktard

A French person who doesn't likes speaking English even though she can.

Girl 1: I met this crazy French girl who didn't want to speak English even though she could.
Girl 2: What do you expect? She's a French fucktard.

by BadDaddy99 December 19, 2023

My French class

Imagine Hell, the deepest chambers of hell, and then the devil put it into a classroom. And then took a human form in my French teacher.

My French class was so awful today

by Purpstar615 April 29, 2023

Kaliyah french fries

She is a silly goofy billy. She will make you snort your nose hairs off :-( but she is also so cutie tootie and kind and someone you won’t be able to forget about 💔🗣 she lit up the room every time she came nuts

Person A: is that kaliyah(kaliyah french fries)‘s holy nut?
Person B: holy heck, it is! get a bucket :-3

by freezedriedcvm November 21, 2023

french blowhorn

When she burps into your butthole

"Yea dude, this girl Erin really gave me a wicked French Blowhorn last night. I blew at least 3 feet across the room."

by YungHotDawgWater January 8, 2017

French Wintercone

When two male partners of a threesome both get sucked in a public sex session by a female, keeping a cheek full of each contributor she then proceeds to open mouth French kiss each male participant and give them each a chilling taste of each other. Giving them each a tongue full of the mixture they then proceed to kiss each other for a proper swirl before taking a finger of snow and swishing the whole thing in their mouths and swallowing hard.

My cousin said she had a French Wintercone during her winter break in Maine.

by James_McKerras March 19, 2023