french bubber

pl. french bubbers
a man that is of french descent, but is a total retard

"i have to be completely honest with you, but my friend luca is an absolutr french bubber."

by slkebby March 24, 2021

French fry boner

A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.

"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered

"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."

by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021

French Pickle

Sucking an old mans wrinkly penis.

Mr Jefferson at the old folks home made me give him a french pickle, I hate this job!

by Donkey Doug April 8, 2021

French Sprinkler

The act of deliberately vomiting on someone to exit a conversation that's become too tedious to endure.

Richard kept droning on and on about his favourite sports team doing sporting this weekend so I pulled the ol' French Sprinkler to shut him up and get the heck out of there.

by Frothy_walarus April 25, 2021

French

Naut

Naut if French

by Zakforbes4 April 25, 2021

French Astronaut

Codeword for a fussy eater.

Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.

"We've got a French Astronaut at Table Seven. Prepare to have everything sent back."

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021

french flag

the most fuckable flag, if this flag asks you to fuck, SAY YES

the french flag asked me to fuck and i said yes

by fuckmefrenchflag May 2, 2021