spoon feed the dragon

another name for beatin off

yo bro you check out those pics of jessica beil with the safe search off.. oh yeah i spoon feed the dragon to that shit all night.

by DeLarsh January 8, 2009

Alaskan Snow Dragon

When you cum in her mouth and she sneezes at the same time. Making the cum come out of her nose and back on to you

Day you hear that Chads girl gave him an Alaskan Snow Dragon

by Destroyeroffalse March 5, 2020

Double headed dragon

Whenever you get so fucked up you throw up on your dick while your taking a shit.

person 1: Dude you were so fucked up last night...
person 2: I know, I had a double headed dragon...
person 1: Omg are you okay?? Do you need some water?

by Fishydonald April 19, 2019

Dark Armed Dragon

the charlie sheen of yugioh cards

me: I summon my dark armed dragon remove my 3 monsters from play and attack for game

opponent: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dark armed dragon: duh, winning

me: HOLY *** ON A *** SANDWICH MY CARD CAN TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by foopahfan June 14, 2011

punching the silver dragon

when your about to nut, shove the broads head all the way down your cock at the exact time you nut and cum comes flying out her nose.

"she was punching the silver dragon last night"

by fillup ontacos May 6, 2010

dirty water dragon

when a women has to shit and a guy sucks it out then spits it on her.

suck my dick or i wont give you any more dirty water dragons

by tyvmmf February 23, 2011

Angry Red Dragon

Though I'm sure you don't wanna know, an angry dragon is a sexual act performed by those who obviously have had some mental damage at some point in their lives. The "Angry Red Dragon" is spoken about by teenagers in hushed voices, and disgusted tones somewhere in the school yard. Its simply that disgusting, that if you haven't heard of it, you are very lucky.

I know i know...So what is it?

Okay i'll tell you.
Well, when a girl is on her...ahem...menstruation cycle (for all the dumb shits, her periods...) the male in the situation (it is possible he may not be a male) would proceed in sucking (thats right, sucking.) the period from the opening in the vagina from which it exits.

No, i did not make this up. Its real. And if you have done it, please go see a psychologist.

Jimmy Sickfuck: "Hey Jenny, lets have sex!"
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, i can't! I have my period!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Jenny! Lets do the Angry Red Dragon!"
Jenny Slutface: "Whats that?"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Let me show you..."
Jenny Slutface: "Oh Jimmy, thats amazing! And now my period's only gonna go for one day!"
Jimmy Sickfuck: "Do you have a straw?"

by Abbey-Bitch July 7, 2010