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couchebag

n. someone who ditches band practice
other forms-couchebagged, couchebagging, couchebaggery
Guitarist: Dude our bass player is such a couchebag.
Drummer: Yeah he totally ditched us.
by Craig Christofanelli April 27, 2006
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doublebag

An ancient sexual perversion so disgusting and repugnant to both men and women that it is rarely openly discussed. As a result it is much misunderstood and feared by both sexes.
I took that Spanish girl home from the bar last night and she asked me to doublebag her. As soon as she went to the toilet I sneaked off.
by monkeymouse July 3, 2008
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douchearrea

The act of being a douche when someone is acting like a douche too you.
Person A: I love Hair-gel and overusing Axe.

Person B: Me Too!!!!

Person C: Dude you just caught a major case of Douchearrea, you should see a doctor
by that_kid_with_the_face July 22, 2010
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doocebag

The opposite of douchebag. Describes a extremely likable and cool person.
He is a doocebag, not a douche.
by Wcsu2013 April 30, 2016
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Doucheary

Constant experiences with the heinous act of a male being a douchebag.

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His acts of doucheary destroyed their relationship.
by Grrrlawless June 21, 2016
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Doucheapottomous

Derek is SUCH a doucheapottomous. He has no clue EVER what he is talking about!
by Jason Traplvminati July 28, 2017
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Deucebag

A nasty person who is full of crap and can't be believed. Origin: deuce bag is a bag, bottle or jar, used in medieval times by superstitious people, in which nasty bits of things such as urine and bits of hair or nail clippings were kept, sealed up, and hidden somewhere in a house. The thinking was that if you trapped nasty things in a closed, designated space in your house, it would keep bad luck sealed inside the bag, bottle, jar, etc and away from the residents. Not to be confused with the much more vulgar term douchebag.
Charlie: My boss is so full of it. He pressures me constantly to meet impossible deadlines, and then he takes credit for my work!
Bill: Yup, he sounds like a real deucebag.
by Alligator King June 29, 2021
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