christian

nuttensohn

tom: omg who is that bitch
tim: christian

by miaisthebest February 21, 2022

Christian

Christian is perfection. He is super hot, funny, amazing. He is so cool and nice. Every girl wants him and is a hot man that makes every women he passes by horny. He is usually of Spanish origin. He is a great listener and his abs are from another world. He is an amazing athlete in all sports.

He is the perfect boyfriend/husband/friend.

"Omg Christian is so hot"
"Oh look, there is Christian, I love him"
"Christian is the best boyfriend ever"
"Do you know Christian?, he is the most handsome guy ever"

by NCMCANLO November 24, 2021

Christian

A 3 '6 tall shithead who's only redeeming quality is his sister.

That boy christian is such a dick.

by Ricksta2008 November 25, 2021

Christian

hes just horny. VERY HORNY

Christian is horny
yea ik

by aparently im a bean😐 May 26, 2021

Christian

Eats mayo from the jar

Christian: says nothing while stuffing mayo in his butt and mouth

by wasgooddddjannjj January 22, 2022

Christian

Christian is a big ass bird that is the gay one in his gc and half of them probably don’t like him because he have tittie droplets. Also Christian like to spend his money on things he can’t even afford

“Oh girl please “ ——“mauriana stfu “ yes my name is Christian so what about it ?

by Ahop 🧍🏾‍♀️ January 17, 2021

Christian

A sussy baka who likes valve shit, plays a lot of fortnite, and is fun af to hang out with

ex. Christian is epic gamer man

by TheD-stroyer619 January 26, 2022