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Christian is the best boyfriend ever. we all need a Christian in our lives. He is sweet, funny, caring and every green flag there can be.

So if you meet someone named Christian ask him out immediately because you might never meet such an amazing person again
You: Hey is your name christian?
Him: yes.
You: will you be my boyfriend?
Him: yes!
by Loofy_edits November 6, 2022
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Nambour Christian College

A school for racist inbred twats who have nothing better to do than take the piss for every unfunny joke made on the internet. Their quote “gourmet cafe” tastes like nothing the way they describe it and they somehow manage to make rats shit taste amazing, while they have a knockoff prince harry as their headmaster. If you go to this school you are most definitely made fun of at dinner parties, and just stepping within 3 ft of the school for 2 seconds makes you lose brain cells.
“Mummy, why does no one like me outside of school?”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”
by Notactuallysrs November 12, 2022
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Christians

Christian: A Certain group of people who hate other communities who/that are different from them bc an old homophobic man in the sky as well as a damn book written by someone who was probably high as fuck said to do that.
"I'm Scared to come out to my parents... They're Christain so it's going to be tough."
Why do Christians hate the LGBTQIA+ Community so much?
by Mebegayasfuk November 19, 2022
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Christian Hawkins Cum

When you get a cum load from your favorite assortment of random letters
I feel so normal. Too normal. I need a cup of Christian Hawkins Cum.
by Chocolate Factory the Willy Wa November 21, 2022
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Christian

Has a big P
Theo: Christian is Gay and Has a big P
by Chrisi D May 16, 2022
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Christian Tackett

Dumb Monkey Nigger of a man hes not even funny
Bro youre so funny! unlike Christian Tackett
by Adilf hotler May 22, 2022
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