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Anal bleacher

Mean's the same as "ass licker" or "brown noser".
if some one is sucking up to there boss to get promotion they would be considerd an "Anal Bleacher"
Hi boss let me do that for you!.............and that............and that..........and that!
coming for a fue beers and a curry after work boss?
-What an Anal Bleacher
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anal probe

a probe used on the anus. used to discover the iner most cavity of an anus
a doctor could use an anal probe to dislodge a pencil from a pacients anus
anal probe by aaaaarochey May 13, 2005
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anal bomb 

These are the giant, sphere like shits you do. They will then general make a impressive splash, showering your messy anus with water, piss or in cases of diarrhea ANUS OIL
"Lol Dunstan did a massive anal bomb and covered his gubby anus with runny shit, whata douche"
anal bomb by Richard123 January 5, 2006

anal pirate 

An accurate descriptor of an individual who excessively enjoys multiple episodes of anal sex. These sessions usually involve sexual interaction outside of a traditional relationship whereby anal sex may be a given in the established practices of the couple. As an anal pirate, random and or stanger encounters lead more creedence to the title.
Last nite, at the cocktail bar, Ely picked up the new corporate secretary and showed her what the "A" in apprenticeships is all about.....he's a real anal pirate.
anal pirate by Crinkled December 29, 2007

anal s'more 

Process of lighting a marshmallow on the end of a bent coat hanger and inserting into your partners ass, partner then defecates onto a graham cracker; initial partner eats!
Paul said never make anal s'mores after eating a lot of corn.
anal s'more by Mark Krawitz April 20, 2008

anal jockey 

Someone who likes to ride people up the ass.
Person 1: What you doing tonight?
Person 2: Making your mum an anal jockey.
anal jockey by Olleh.F. March 26, 2009

Anal Berries 

The small pieces of undigested food that remains in feces after excretion.
I just filled up your toilet with anal berries.
Anal Berries by Dumpster_Diver September 19, 2009