I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse

When one is so hungry that they could do even more than eat a horse.

"I'm so fucking hungry!" "Well, I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse, but you don't see me bitching about it."

by BiggerDinosaurus July 21, 2018

i love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village

A fucked up way of saying i love you

"Deborah. I love you more than a horny slut loves getting pounded by the whole village."

by The Darkness!!!! December 24, 2019

angry masturbation on a hangover

The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.

The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.

or:

(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"

by douchewad September 2, 2006

cunt and a half

A totally objectionable person.

I hate that guy. He's a cunt and a half.

by two possum power March 4, 2008

A horse on you

What does " A Horse on you" mean? Where does the "Horse" come from??

While playing many Bar dice games, such as: Poker, or Boss dice, ship, captian and crew. Just about any dice game that you play two out of three. What does " A Horse on you" mean?

"In dice, what does :A horse on you" mean?

by dicey one April 24, 2011

Go dig a hole..

Sending someone off to dig a hole insinuating that if they don't go bury themselves soon you might have to help 'em with it.....

"This is the last time, please man...if I don't get that shit my girl's gonna leave me..."
".....I told you to stop callin' me here.....My friend... You are over...
....PS...... go dig a hole...."

by ultrafang May 22, 2007

Having a Hitler

Masturbating in the shower, from the fact that the arm raised to place a steadying hand on the shower wall resembles a Nazi salute.

Doug's been in the shower a long time; he must be having a Hitler.

by Meistersinger February 18, 2009