Fuck up

When at your birthday party you make out with your two friends at the same time and when other people arrive it’s incredibly awkward.

Person A: Dude, yesterday I made out with them as a joke because we’re gal pals and now I can’t look them in the eye.
Person B: Dude, what a fuck up

by imsorrymom May 26, 2019

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Get the Fuck upmug.

kentucky fucked

To be thoroughly owned in a manner caused by a complete lack of decorum.

Our bio finals were to present on any topic that was related to biology. A group was presenting on types of protection for sex. Not once did they refer to any body parts or fluids by their scientific names. So, yes; they literally had "dick," "cum," and "pussy" on slides and read off them. Everyone kept glancing over at our professor, who had this look like he was just constantly cleaning his glasses because he couldn't believe what he was witnessing. They got Kentucky fucked on grading.

by ellkay April 19, 2020

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Get the kentucky fuckedmug.

Fuck

Makes sense.

"Adding fucking into a fucking sentence makes it have perfect fucking sense." - Nibba Balls The Third

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

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Get the Fuckmug.

Fuck it Forward

The act of behaving sub-optimally in the present, based on a personal belief that the future consequences will be less painful/bothersome than current optimal behavior.

Since I already knew I was never going to work with numbers, I decided to fuck it forward and flunk out of my math class.

by MrMeanwhile April 20, 2021

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Get the Fuck it Forwardmug.

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Juicy-er than fried chicken

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by PandaJizz42 November 3, 2023

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