Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 8, 2019

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Fuck Forever February

An entire month, dedicated to fuck till the end! It's like DDD Destroy Dick December!

Bf: Hey babe, it's FFF!
Gf: What's FFF?
Bf: It's Fuck Forever February!
Gf: Oh I'm ready! 😫

by Rusdonia February 1, 2024

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Dwiddle of fuck asses

A couple of lying bitches. People who try too hard to make themselves sound believable

Wow, Lorenzo and Jed are Dwiddle of fuck asses.

by JedfucksLo February 12, 2018

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Beak fuck

When a wood pecker really goes to town on a tree, generally a rotten one that it can really sink its big hard beak into

That woodpecker is really beak fucking that tree

by Wankiedoodle April 18, 2018

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Parmi Fuck

The Parmi fuck is when you are having sex while eating a chicken parmi. This move can spice things up in the bedroom and satisfy your sexual and physical hunger.

I'm so horny but i'm super hungry. I guess i'll give the Parmi Fuck a go.

by Daddy Milftastic August 8, 2018

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