Twat face

Normally used to describe a good friend that has no common sense, yet somehow does well in school. They lack the ability to have a normal conversation with someone who they think is fit

She’s such a twat face

by Twatface69 April 16, 2020

twat-e-glance

(Pronounced twatyglance). When you come across a post on a site like Facebook that's so incredibly stupid that you click the profile to see what other idiotic things the poster has posted

One sec, just doing a quick twat-e-glance on this guy. Flat earth, faked moon landings, yeah, ok

by Mr TwatStalk September 12, 2024

Twat rat

A woman’s tampon

I was planning to plough the missus last night but there was a massive great twat rat in the way and I had to take her up the dirt pipe

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024

Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

Twat

A slur meaning "vagina", used more less frequently by the British than by people on the internet pretending to look British.

12 Y/o Freak: Im d beeeeest, dont f*** with me, u twat!
Tom: Holy fuck, its a Brit!

by Perpetual Fuckup September 16, 2017

twat waffle

A person of extreme stupidity and obliously knows it but continues to be on the defence.

Shut up you fucking twat waffle . You're so stupid.

by Biff Fuckuall January 17, 2017

twat blocked

Twat blocked: is when a man is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a woman due to interuptions, jealousy, etc. (Cock blocked is when a woman is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a man due to interuptions,jealousy, etc.)

I was about to fuck amanda when her fucking sister twat blocked me!

by Samaanthaa2017 January 20, 2018