Twat shot

The female equivalent of a dick pic.

I always send my girlfriend dick pics. I wish she would send a twat shot.

by Jaydamama November 6, 2021

Twat

To define someone as dumb but saying Twat is a better way and hardly anyone knows what a twat is

Shush you twat

by Ash or bob cause i like shroom November 20, 2021

Twat Pilot

When a girl sits on your face while you are driving with the chair reclined back. She steers while you use the pedals and lick her wet twat.

lets go for a drive and do the twat pilot baby.

by I<3pussy445 January 24, 2022

Twat

Sitting leader of the 2016-2022 Liberals of Canada a "Twat" (pronounced T-wa-t), ruining a country while stuttering through a sentence whether in French or english. A Twat has many ways to be identified, such as - slow wit, bright socks, ignorance, oblivious to one's actions, self absorbed and self centered also conducts racketeering at the highest levels of government.

The Twat is about to speak on TV, I wonder what stupid shut he'll say next.

Oh no the Twat is ruining Canada, how can we get rid of the Twat

by Twattey January 28, 2022

twat spangle

When you get hit in the vagina after instigating a lesbian couple to fight.

"Oh no! That's my vagina. I got twat spangled! No one likes a twat spangle".

by Kimber7893 October 3, 2021

Twat

A worker who in the post pandemic environment decides to work only Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. Therefore enjoying a 4 day effective weekend.

Have you seen Karen today? No she's a Twat. Only in Tuesday, Wednesday And Thursday.

by thestig86 October 8, 2021

twat waffle

an insult referring to anyone who holds hands waffle style with their mother last the age of 6

person1: “bro did you see johnny and his mom crossing the circus parking lot”
person2: “dude yea he’s holding hands with his mom waffle style “
person1: “i can’t believe my eyes he’s such a twat waffle”

by carpetlover164 October 11, 2021