tops and bottoms

When you are sick and you have diarrhea and are throwing up at the same time.

Dude...I nearly shit myself while I was puking. Tops and bottoms suck ass.

by zipper13 May 9, 2011

Texas Top Hat

A camping/adventure trailer made from a truck bed converted into a trailer with a camper shell on top.

That Texas Top Hat looks silly but it's cheap and works great!

by HappyCamperr March 2, 2022

top gear twist

Masturbating whilst driving at speed. Feeling horny whilst travelling

I was on the way to London so had a 'top gear twist' on the way.

by Jayboy86 September 8, 2022

Top Mouth Douche

Somebody who likes to go for girls in high school, even after they are a college graduate. Typically of Italian descent.

Me: My boss likes to show off everytime a high schooler comes into the shop by actually doing his job.

Friend: Gosh! He’s such a top mouth douche.

by Pizzashop June 22, 2022

Top Mouth Dick

That one dickhead who never does a damn thing. He tells his “inferior” co workers to do his basic tasks while he sits on Snapchat. Known for driving a very “cheesy” car.

Look at that ridiculous looking vehicle, guess top mouth dick is here to be the “boss”

by Pizzashop June 30, 2022

Tallahassee top hat

The act of folding the testicles above the shaft for a more aggressive and complex appearance. Alternatively known in Europe as the Irish weather balloon.

After spotting a mountain lion on the hiking trail , I immediately produced a Tallahassee top hat. The wildcat was discouraged and immediately left the area .

by The Brazen Bandit January 18, 2023

special occasion top

A man who predominantly prefers to have receptive anal sex (bottom) with other men, who occasionally enjoys being the insertive partner (top), typically on special occasions.

"Matt, I thought you only bottom"
"Nah mate, I'm a special occasion top, you know, like on birthdays and Christmas"

by Mattyy89 May 7, 2018