Beef Stew in my Shoe

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.

“Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.

by BB29576 April 21, 2023

Unbeknownst Beef

When you miss the memo that you’re invited to something because you weren’t invited directly and the person that got asked on your behalf declines for you.

“Ashley isn’t coming?”
“No she didn’t wanna come.”
“I wonder why. Is she mad at me?”
“I don’t know. “

Meanwhile Ashley’s just in her room wondering why she didn’t get invited to the party. Who’s mad? Unbeknownst beef vibes.

by Little Charlie Ray April 2, 2024

Beef Kiev

A huge, hairy, devouring vagina

Rita served beef kiev al fresco yesterday, I threw up then ate.

by MeatySauce April 30, 2011

vegan beef

When two passionate vegans, have beef. Aka there is a fight between eachother, most commonly about how the other is not taking veganism seriously.

Did you hear about Jennifer and paris’s vegan beef?

Yea! They’re never going to be friends again!

by A proud Jew April 24, 2018

beef shotgun

Where you pump your foreskin and blow a meaty load

Bitch ama beef shotgun you

by Shartflash February 5, 2018

Beef Selfie

A Selfie taken by a Bro showing off their steroid enhanced body. Often with the tag of #nohomo

After taking his Beef Selfie, Chet had to reassure himself that he was not in fact, a raging homosexual.

by Bossmojo April 24, 2014

Beef jerky backhander

A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.

“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”

by Dragon Voyeur January 1, 2018