Rusty Lap Dance

When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark
"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."
by Genghis Gock April 06, 2024
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rusty tinny

The rusty tinny, when your homeboy with a big thick erect dong comes up behind you while motorboating a large breasted woman, so you proceed to bat his cock while making engine noises and going nip 2 nip with your lips on that hoe. Akin to driving a tinny with an outboard motor.
Yo my homie walked in on me and Brittany motorboating, so I gave him a rusty tinny and helped a brother out.
by Firebeast888 June 20, 2019
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Rusty Donald

The act of recieving a rimjob while wearing a Donald Trump wig-bonus points if you call her Melania and make her tell you that you have a yuuuuggeeeee penis.
I can believe she wanted to do the Rusty Donald on the first date!
by MorningMemeMaster69 February 08, 2018
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Rusty Nailz

The ultimate sign of affection in a relationship, Rusty Nailz is the act of assuming a position on all fours, parting arse cheeks as widely as possible, and allowing your partner to scratch your sphincter.

Not for the faint hearted, Rusty Nailz should only be attempted with utmost trust. To perform correctly, recipients should thrust their sphincter high into the air and use both hands to part arse cheeks, as this is the only way to reach the rustiest corners.

Rusty Nailz should be treated with extreme care and should be conducted under controlled conditions, with windows closed in case of sudden bird or insect entry and finger nail length capped at 18.5mmx16.0mm to avoid soft tissue damage. Under no circumstances should Rusty Nailz be attempted during menstruation, with severe cases creating a Halloween-type finger effect.

While the origins of the Rusty Nail are not known, it is believed that the western world was introduced during the Anglo-Nepalese War, as Gurkhas were observed being honoured with what the locals referred to as Īśvarīya aunlā (“the divine digit”). Now the Rusty Nail is a treasured act between couples worldwide, and is celebrated yearly at an international festival where the best exponents are awarded “The Brass Nail”: the highest honour in shared sphincter scratching. Records detail one recipient of the honour from Altausee, Austria, who lasted 48 weeks without wiping, before celebrating his trophy by changing his name to Max Rüst.
"Damn girl! Dem Rusty Nailz hits me feeling like 'OOOH-WEEE!!' Money."
by Bree O'Donnell October 11, 2016
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rusty reno

1) the name of a conservative Catholic theologian and editor of First Things. He is excellent.
2) A sexual act which involves performing Catholic-approved sex while scaling the side of rock cliff in one of the Dakotas. Specifically, this act requires the male and female to be embraced in sexual congress, as it involves the male partner thrusting the female partner up the rock face. Reciting the rosary during the duration of this act is not required, but it is widely recommended and will increase the possibility that God will grace you with the gift of a child to retake America for throne and altar.
Jack and Jill did the rusty reno and now they have 5 kids.
by BillyBobJackJill December 15, 2016
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rusty school bus

While in the process of looking for a school bus, poop and roll over someone as in to mimic a tire
Bro I was railin her while she was googling busses and naturally the rusty school bus came out of the bag of tricks.
by Dursty February 18, 2017
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Rusty Washer

The act of pressing your lips up to a light brown anus. Then sucking a warm enima from your partners anus.
My wife was having trouble with her enima water defecation. So I gave her a rusty washer to get it all out. Yummy!
by Fattymicgee December 07, 2023
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