Max

A huge Christian who dedicates his whole life to the lord but is a middle child who gets no love or attention and is usually forgotten by his family

You see max over there

by Ggh8max999888 March 01, 2020

Max

A boy who likes to wear mismatching socks and will roast the fuck out of you but you can hit him back with a you’re a “thot bot”

Max: “you’re so cancerous ouchie”

you: “thot bot”

by ahahabot November 11, 2019

Max

And ugly rat that gets no bitches and has tiny penis

U don’t wanna be called max ew

by Nobodylikesmax June 01, 2022

Max

A very very good game

Wow that game is Max

by apeltsi November 12, 2019

Max

An idiot in my math class that somehow hasn’t gotten kicked out of our school

Max

by BoogersTheCat February 02, 2024

Max

someone with a monster truck cock and good in bed everyone goes hard when they see him

oh god I'm going hard because of max

by Looking for facts in the guy December 16, 2022

Max

Max is the type of guy that asks you to be his gf on text. He would also just assume that you are jealous of his best friend when you have no reason to. I'd say my Max gives of very big dick vibes in the beginning, but by getting to know him better, I'd say his dick is average sized. You don't know his actual penis size, but if you are a petite brunette who is very smart, you will find out quickly. I'm very lucky to have a Max in my life, because he is better than most 14 year old weirdos who populate schools, like a lot better. So yeah.

Random Girl on bus: That guy gives of big dick vibes, I'm gonna go talk to him.
Also random girl on bus but cooler: Don't do that, he's a Max, and he's already taken.

by Yes.i.read.faery.porn November 21, 2021