jack moment

A moment where your penis refuses to get hard . Even when you hot girl friend wants you . You are probably gay.

alex: lets do it!
Jordan: i cant its not hard D=
alex : LOL JACK MOMENT

Jordan : i fail D=

by zero0077 July 11, 2009

Up jack

An "up jack" is when you ejaculate into your own face and rub the semen into your nostrils.

You can up jack someone else by grabbing their penis and causing them to ejaculate into their face, at which time you rub the semen into their nostrils.

Oh man, I up jacked so much last night that everything still smells like my seed.

by Thadeous December 14, 2008

Jack Brady

Big Gay man who has sex with his dad after he cleans up the toilet

Wow Jack Brady she was asleep

by Jackraps December 13, 2017

Jacking a Penguin

1. To steal a penguin

2. To sexually abuse a penguin

3. To steal a penguin from it's owner/family from right in front of them and watching them frantically search about while you almost die from hysterical laughter

4. Whatever you think it means

1. "Hey! You jacked my penguin!"

2. "Ew! He's jacking a penguin"

3. Person 1 "Hey where's my penguin gone?!?!? Gah! Someone Jacked it!!"

Person 2 "lol"

4. "He's jacking a penguin? Ew..."

by Forbidden Otter December 9, 2008

Jo-Jack

A word used to describe hillbilly, redneck, or ghetto people. Also can be used to describe something that is done half-assed.

"I can't believe that lady has a broken toilet sitting in her yard. That is so jo-jack."
"I told you I didn't want this done jo-jack! I need it done right!"

by Sheryn August 18, 2005

bill jack

the act of getting oral sex from a woman.

hey nikki,give me a bill jack.

by bufanta March 15, 2007

Jack Shit

The combination of an unsuited Jack and Two as starting cards in Texas Hold 'em.

Wow, you just dealt me Jack Shit.. Literally..

by El Holandés Rojo October 26, 2010