Wet sock lover

The fetishism of wearing wet or damp socks.

Logan is a wet sock lover and is proud of it.

by Larry_n March 29, 2022

Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

sock

A garment that can be rolled up and inserted into a female to male transexual's pants to mimic the penis he will one day have

1. She wears a sock in her pants because she wants her own dick

by Aleckzandre February 19, 2009

Black Sock

A very Dutch reformed person, typically from Norwich.

The Black sock men have to wear suits and ties to church

The Black Sock women must wear skirts or dresses and hats

by Hahaha ur mom February 9, 2023

Sausage sock

Slang for condom. Australian origin.

"Excuse me, could you please tell me where the condoms are?"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"

by Pentasyllabic June 21, 2018

sock phone

When you hide your friend's phone in his sock when he isn't paying attention

A sleepover:

Oswald goes to the bathroom
Phillip: yo man put his phone in that sock.
Jimmy: yeh brah that'll be hilarious! A real sock phone!

by mr. shmeckles November 29, 2013

Wet sock

A used condom

Don't flush a wet sock

by Ttails February 5, 2020