Steve's pants were too tight, and it was very hot out. He had to keep drinking water, so inevitably he wound up having to pee. He entered a McDonald's, and when he got into the bathroom, he realized he also needed to poop. So he sat down on the toilet, and as he let out his stream of urine, he did not yet realize the degree to which sweat had glued his scrotum to his shaft, and received a rock waterfall.
by Eric Jean April 18, 2018
Get the rock waterfall mug.A semi-derogatory term originating in the the UK in the 1970s to describe a band that purports to playing rock music but is not the ‘real-deal’ and is “manufactured” to appear tougher and more gritty than they are.
Usually used when a band reaches a wide audience seemingly through reputation rather than by ability AKA “The Emporer’s new clothes”
These bands are often liked by 15-25 year old males who work in Estate Agents or Building Societies during the week but at weekends put on the obligatory band t shirts which MUST be coloured BLACK (and which can be worn with an optional bandana).
Usually used when a band reaches a wide audience seemingly through reputation rather than by ability AKA “The Emporer’s new clothes”
These bands are often liked by 15-25 year old males who work in Estate Agents or Building Societies during the week but at weekends put on the obligatory band t shirts which MUST be coloured BLACK (and which can be worn with an optional bandana).
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Get the candy rock mug.A pop rock is a small candy. It usually comes in cotton candy flavor. If you chew a handful, you can feel crackling in your mouth. It's a sensation. And it's weird.
Mom: I'll let you choose any candy you want from the candy store.
Kid: Let's get a bag of Pop Rocks!
Mom: Okay!
2 hours later...
Kid: -pours bag of Pop Rocks into mouth- IT FEELS LIKE EXPLOSIONS!!!! AYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Kid: Let's get a bag of Pop Rocks!
Mom: Okay!
2 hours later...
Kid: -pours bag of Pop Rocks into mouth- IT FEELS LIKE EXPLOSIONS!!!! AYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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