go ahead to peach on me

Something incompetent people use to identify themselves among others

oh bobby go ahead to peach on me

by aidjsi77 May 29, 2022

pretty as a peach

A southern phrase meaning a woman or thing is exceptionally beautiful. Can be used as a way of reference or as a compliment.

Did you see that girl just now? Wow! Pretty as a peach!

by Joonie23 August 18, 2022

Plumping the Peach

Rubbing a penis or phallic object between someone's buttcheeks while pressing them together. The titty-fucking of the booty.

He was nervous for his first pegging experience so I started by plumping the peach as a warmup.

by xxQueenBea September 5, 2022

hack your patch

A woman selling sex or just going out looking for sex.

Are you going out to hack your patch tonight?

by Milf hot wife May 11, 2023

jack black tosses a peach

a famous internet meme from Jack Black’s official music video, ‘Peaches’, which was made for the Super Mario Movie, in which Jack Black, dressed as Bowser, tosses a peach at the camera at 0.5x speed as he says, “Peach.”

person 1: “did you see jack black tosses a peach”
person 2: “yes”
person 1: *tosses peach at person 2* “peach”
person 2: *tosses peach at person 1* “peach”

by antytheprotogen June 2, 2023

The Peace of Princess Peach

The Peace of Princess Peach, is the Peach Treaty, where she says she loves Mario, and Luigi, equally, so both Mario Bros., and Luigi Bros., are equally valid.

The Peace of Princess Peach, led to the end of a crisis in The Mushroom Kingdom. Both Mario, and Luigi, are equals! Phew!

by I'mcrazy February 6, 2024

New Jersey Blumpkin Patch

When a person giving an upper deckie is receiving a blumpkin from another person taking a shit in the toilet.

Person 1: what you get up to last night?

Person 2: I walked in on Erik and Walter doing a New Jersey Blumpkin Patch in the upstairs bathroom at work.

Person 1: Not a NJBP!! That shit crazy!!!

by LazerCat July 17, 2025