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by strangest.things October 7, 2015
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by esuna May 25, 2006
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by monkeychip35 February 19, 2011
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"Gaze at the wonderment of a REAL seasoned penis! note the loose, wrinkled skin and extensive sagging"
"You should of seen it man one of the most seasoned penis's I've ever laid eyes on. Bro it was like a well worn peice of vintage leather, pumped with blood and blue veins showing"
"My penis took another Hard knock last night, few more like that and it will be well seasoned"
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