Real estate

A crisis makes a lot of people a lot of money. You would think people looking to make money in real estate would want a crisis to go on for a while, to get more and more people paranoid enough to buy houses spaced a half mile apart somewhere.
The virus crisis is something people involved in real estate love, but it's going to fuck traffic up in areas that were once out in the country for everyone else, including the people moving out to these areas from densely crowded cities.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
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real nigga job

A real nigga job refers to jobs worked in the 60s and 70s in the Deep South such as working in the field and day labor.
My Pops said, “Sitting at a desk isn’t hard work. Try working a real nigga job.”
by 1Luh_Mama October 05, 2023
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ur gay in real life

when someone says biggers and fucks a octopus and fucks me then in the bootty because im gay in real life
ur gay in real life man
yeah please rail me hard
by emotional damage 2.0 November 11, 2022
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Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.
Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."
by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017
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real milk hours

A time of day from 11Pm to any determined time where one posts milk in the discord
Mods are asleep, it's real milk hours, post milk.
by The Milk Producer January 30, 2018
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Real Max

To be a vey gay person
by Your Lord and SaviorJesus December 13, 2017
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