plus one

When you bang someone of the opposite sex for the first time and add them onto your lifetime list of girls you have "plus oned". You cannot plus 2. If you have sex with two new people in one day or in one encounter it is then labelled as having had two "plus ones".

I took that girl home from the bar last night. I got a plus one. She was a HO. FO SHO.

by Drewe Scott April 27, 2007

One In A Million

A term used to describe a moment where someone does something beyond idiotic. The term is used because it describes the fact that only one sperm out of a million reaches the egg and the fact that this person's sperm just happened to be the one that fertilized it. ie: "One in a million, and you were the one who got in"

Friend decides its a good idea to jump on a trampoline while on a skateboard, then proceeds to slip off and break his leg and arm.

Me: One in a million dude, one in a million.

by One In A Million #1 January 11, 2009

The one in a million

The name of the immortal man who lives anonymously throughout the world and who's feces tastes of the most exquisite and delicious taste the receiver has ever tasted. No one knows his whereabouts, his name, or his origin but he's out there... spreading his hot Cleveland steamers of goodness.

It has also been foretold that his warm brown gifts also have healing abilities (this coming from the case of the Malaysian village chief who after eating a chocolate dragon from the one in a million was cured of Hypertrichosis... )

If you do in fact see this man or know his whereabouts, please let us know by calling 555.867.5309

in Conversation:

Dan - "Hey Preston, I sure wish I had a log from the one in a million right now."

Preston - "Freakin right man"

by Bondobrew February 4, 2009

go ones

To have a one-on-one contest, usually on the basketball court, but sometimes fisticuffs.

"If you think you're so good, let's go ones on the court and I'll school you."

by Sam Kornfield October 9, 2006

little one

the coolest ooberest spiffiest person in the fucking world u fuckers and no one else is hahahahahahahaha

bye bye little one

by steve January 30, 2004

That one girl

That One girl at your table for lunch that everyone doesn’t like but is to scared to ask her to leave. When you and your friends are whispering then you start laughing you will join in on the laughs nd when you are talking to someone besides her she will lean in and stare at you while you are talking. She is also the one girl that no one likes in the grade and you sit at the only table that won’t be mean and tell her to leave. She is also the girl that always texts everyone in the grade to come over but turns out only getting three people.

Oh look at that one girl sitting at the table with those girls
She looks weird and is trying to join in on the conversation!

by Anonymous True Person February 19, 2019

rolling a one

Slang term for not coming into work by rolling dice and getting a 1.

"Hey where is wacho?"
"He rolled a one."

by tehlolz March 24, 2005