Muffin man

I guy with a awesome haircut

I want to have a haircut like the muffin man

by Spinksaay November 24, 2020

the muffin gang

A community 2 fans of the most famous Minecraft trio on youtube: "The Trio" have made, and are trying to grow it.
It's consisted of an informational website, a discord server and a Minecraft server
Keep in mind, all types of communism are supported here, so no bueno if you are capitalist spy.
Since January 31st - February 1st (depending on timezones) 2020, "The Trio", the main focus of this community, has split apart and has lost the member known as "Skeppy", and now consists of "BadBoyHalo" and "a6d".

A: Hey did you join the muffin gang discord?
B: Yeah, it's great, you should too, expect pingspoofers
A: Do they serve thin crust?
B: I'm not sure, ask them.

by BurnedPinguin February 3, 2020

Muffin Milker

A man whom loves to give cream pies

I am a proud muffin milker

by Big black bic pen April 25, 2022

Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)

This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.

by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025

Muffin Pump

Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym

Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?

Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.

by TheMuffinPump.com October 22, 2020

Always be muffin’, man

A phrase you would tell your buds after you just pounded a hairy snatch.

Yo, I just fucked a hairy milf. Always be muffin’, man.

by Muffin’ man March 31, 2023

Stutter Muffin

A term of endearment for an adult with a stuttering problem.

Hush up you Stutter Muffin.

by ARykosis December 13, 2012