Mud fly

Typically a mine worker or someone that has worked FNQ and always tells you about it. Someone that drive a capped out gu and loves telling everyone about how much he’s spent on it. Someone that message girls unannounced on after a few cans “hey u up”
Hangs a around girls at the pub like a fly

See that bloke over there hassling the poor girl wearing a work shirt trucker cap and surfer joes he a mud fly

by Shit slinger May 1, 2022

stuck in mud

When an object gets stuck in someone’s asshole

Aidan’s new toy car got stuck in mud

by The Caulk lover October 27, 2022

Lufkin Mud Pie

When a Male ejaculates fiercely and ends up Sharting

Justin and Courtney were going at it and he ended up getting a Lufkin Mud pie.

by jjdamilkman November 10, 2022

Mud Moustache

A brown streak across one’s upper lip resembling a moustache.

Darryl drives an electric car. He loves it when his girlfriend sticks one finger up his butthole while kissing him ever so tenderly, and then finishes by giving him a mud moustache.

by Corn & Rye November 14, 2022

Mud Junkie

Someone who eats their own shit

Carl is such mud junkie, caught him last week in the public bathroom.

by Monka S November 17, 2022

Mud Crabs

Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.

Hey mate I’ll be back in a minute my mud crabs are giving me grief

by UnkySnit10 October 13, 2022

Mud collective

When four men meet at the dump point at a caravan park with their mud luggage for their daily conversation. Lots of talk about shit.

Sally: What are you up to this morning Gary?
Gary: First things fisrt, I need to empty our mud luggage and see how the lads are going.
Sally: Oh, the mud collective??

by Andos Hastos January 10, 2022