Monkey Juice

Monkey Juice is heroin in its liquid form mixed with Visine. The drug is kept in the Visine bottle and one or two drops are dropped into the eyes. The heroin is absorbed by the membranes in the eye, causing an almost instant high. This drug is used to subdue kidnap victims so they won't put up a fight. Human Traffickers also use it to kidnap woman often from area just off the Interstate.

Don't accepts Visine from strangers, it could be Monkey Juice!!

by Bulldog October 16, 2008

ass monkey

A person (usually a man) who i such an asshole that people leave the room when he enters and announces his presence.

At Jake's wedding, Dan was such an ass monkey that entire sections of the bride's family left the reception early.

by Andrew Rentschler June 9, 2004

shrub monkey

an elderly man who observes young girls from nearby bushes, hedges or shrubbery

damn that creepy old guy on the bus looks like a right shrub monkey

by we found a problem: June 5, 2007

porch monkey

Equivalent to "nigger".

Formerly derogatory word for a person of colour, now used as a hip term of solidarity.

Yo my main porch monkey, what time is it?

Cruisin tha hood wiv my porch monkeys.

Have you heard the new Porchmonkeys With Attitude CD?

by roygbiv January 4, 2008

ass monkey

n. an individual who, when in an argument, just makes up statistics and quotes from authorities on the subject so they look correct
v. to make up statistics or quotes to appear more correct

n. Dan is such an ass monkey; there's no way that CNN had an exit poll that said that 87% of Americans want socialism.
v. I totally ass monkeyed through that test. There's no way Mrs. Clark will know that Teddy Roosevelt actually never said anything about anarchy's role in society.

by Monday's Dusk February 22, 2009

suck monkey

taken from Invader Zim, a suck monkey is any flavored frozen slush drink that can most commonly be bought in convenience stores.

brand names would be Slurpee, Slushy, Icee, ect.

lets search the couch for change and then go get suck monkeys from the gas station!

by evilcorey October 27, 2004

Monkey Wrench

When you bend a guys dick backwards between his legs and the woman sucks him off.

Monkey Wrench - When you bend a guys dick backwards between his legs and the woman sucks him off.

by Mac777daddy August 29, 2011