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The highland kiss 

A Scottish offensive measure where one individual smashes his/her forehead into the nose of another individual.
Person A - "Ye daft bastard I'll punch ye square in the face!"
Person B - "No need ta fight laddie. How's about I Ey just give you the highland kiss!"
At which point Person B would grab the head of their enemy and slam his or her forehead into the central face area of Person A. Effectively ruining their day.
The highland kiss by Sethnstan November 5, 2013

lesbian trumpet kiss 

A kiss done when 2 female trumpet players make the bells of their trumpets touch. While making sucking noises through the mouth piece.
That was a great lesbian trumpet kiss
lesbian trumpet kiss by Dragon music November 28, 2015

butt flavored kiss 

The art of taking ones lips to the rim of another individuals well seasoned sphincter for a period of time long enough to flavor the participants lips.
Gavin decided after some foreplay to give <strangers name> a butt flavored kiss before he moved onto <strangers name>s chubby mountains for a taste of her salt water lake.
butt flavored kiss by zombifiedgrass December 13, 2015

1 hell of a kiss 

1 hell of a kiss means you love someone very much you can’t posibly tell them how much you love them
I gave you 1 hell of a kiss lastnighT

Neptune's kiss 

A Neptune's kiss is the splash of water that touches your butt after pooping in the toilet. The Neptune's kiss is basically your shit kissing gou goodbye
"took a dump so big I didn't even need to clean myself afterward: the massive Neptune's kiss resulted did the job"
Neptune's kiss by AuroV February 10, 2018

National tongue kiss day 

April 12 will be national tongue kiss day

Single or taken get ready to get tongued kissed
Get your tongue ready your about to get tongued kissed on national tongue kiss day