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26th of January

Whoo hoo! It’s time to drop-kick all of those bitches you hate day!!
26th of January, The best day of the year!”
by Cxrps3 January 26, 2025
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31st january

NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY!! Spend your whole day with your best friend and appreciate your time together and all memories you have together!
Bsf1: heeey!! lets have a picnic day
Bsf2: all right, but why?
Bsf1: BECAUSE IT’S 31st JANUARY
Bsf2: what does that mean?
Bsf1: NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY!
~lara
by ~laraa January 30, 2023
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January

January for anime lovers is so cruel because it's no JoJo January.
Hey you can't watch JoJo today.
But but why?
It's no JoJo January!
by HEYEYEYEYEEY January 3, 2020
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January 25th

National ask someone for nudes day, it doesn't matter if they say yes or no, you are required to ask.
"Its January 25th, Jessica please." - Bob
by Bob Ross 25 January 25, 2022
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January 30

National hang your English teacher day!
Your English teacher must be hung :3 you can get the entire class in on it!
Sorry Mrs Girard... it has to be done.. it's January 30th!
by HotStuffHighSchool January 30, 2024
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January 15

-National get drunk and flirt with your crush day!!
Me: *drinks beer*
Also Me: Roses are red violets are blue guess what? my bed has room for two ;)
Crush: Why are you flirting with me and why are you drunk?
Me: It's January 15
Crush: ooooh
by RedPotato November 13, 2020
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January 11

it’s Jailah’s birthday! wish her a happy birthday @iiamm.jaiiii on insta💋
person: OMGGG! it’s january 11th!
person 2: wtf does that mean?
person:ITS JAILAHS BIRTHDAY BITCH!
by iiam.jaiiii November 24, 2023
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