Fake Estate

Estate which doesn't exist. Not real estate.

Banker: Hey do you want to buy some real estate? There's this excellent property-
Me: No gimme some Fake Estate
Banker: Fake Estate? You mean stocks and digital assets?
Me: Yeah buddy gimme
Banker: aight bet

by Psude 'Nim June 8, 2024

#fakeness

the state of being fake

what’s scary bout success is all the bullsheeeet that comes with it. #fakeness

by BumStatusYo January 10, 2019

FAKE LOVE

Fake love is a song by bts (kpop group)
It also means a love that is not worth the pain, that wasn’t destined to happen and that should not happen. Something that is based on lies and slowly brings you down. Not only can it be with someone, but it can also be with you and yourself. Fake love is the dark side of love.

« I’m so sick of this fake love »

by Jimouchy May 19, 2018

fake pro

SMALL ASS DICK BRO ITS TOO TINY WTF

is that fake pro?
yes.

by Bigunicornballs August 20, 2022

triple pump fake

dropping something and failing to pick it up 3 times in a row (usually after a long day followed by a mental breakdown)

when you’re already having a bad day and you get hit with a triple pump fake 😔

by kribba April 18, 2024

Fake make

When you don't actually make the bed. Instead you just throw the comforter over the the top to make it appear made. "Fake Make"

Oh honey you made the bed today! Nope. You just did a fake make

by call me jubs September 24, 2017

Fake friends

Fake friends are something you do not want to have! They will seriously hurt you. They get mad when you hang out with other people. They leave you whenever you have a problem. And they ALWAYS talk shit behind your back. If you see anyone being fake ditch them!

Person 1: “Did you hear that Blanket is talking bad about spoon!”
Person 2: “I thought they were best friends”
Person 1: “Wow she must be a fake friends”

by You left me December 8, 2018