Facebook Fever

when someone gets a facebook and becomes addicted to it. Dealing with anything from farmville, updating status, commenting liking status, and stalking celebrities. stalking Daniel Tosh does not count as having facebook fever because he is gay and it just means your gay. Usually lasts for only a week or so, but some people have a low tolerence and their cases of facebook fever have been permanent.

Wow that hot girl hu just got a facebook sure has facebook fever

"Wow that guy sure has facebook fever", no he doesnt he liked daniel tosh's page he is just gay

by hey my name is zeeb October 9, 2010

facebook schedule

Someone who writes out their whole days plans/schedule as their status

Emily jus wrote her whole days plans again! WTF who cares for real!?!?! lololol -facebook schedule-

by aildforsaken December 15, 2009

FaceBook Education

One who's sole source of information comes from FaceBook.

Her master's is in FaceBook Education.

by Poopsie88 November 27, 2011

facebook tart

A woman whom puts her sex life all over Facebook, or trys to whore herself out on Facebook!

Jennifer decided to become a facebook tart after having gone through a bad break-up with her boyfriend!

by guyfawkes74 January 3, 2010

Facebook party

Party involving friends you mostly interact with online. Physical interaction may be awkward.

Wow, this Facebook party is really lame, who are these people?!

by sokirk September 29, 2011

facebook wolves

facebook wolves are those who hide in the deep crevices of the facebook home screen watching posts like prey,and attacking them with likes & comments

you:hey you seen jens new wall post
me:yeah but those damn facebook wolves got a hold of it first

by ayeyoaye July 26, 2011

Facebook Friend

A person who is not quiet an actual friend but is a slight step above and acquaintance

Person 1: wait you know Jim?
Person 2: not really but he's cool. We're facebook friends

by DefineOffull January 13, 2015