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That's Not The Way You Eat A Panini

An expression used when something is not done properly.

Originally derived from a small child eating a panini sideways (as opposed to starting at the end), and being told that it was not, in fact, the correct way to eat it.
*Person does something wrong / sings out of tune / {insert strange action of your choice}*

You: Now that's NOT the way you eat a panini.
by ezeebee January 18, 2009
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Go eat a cat then shake it !

YOU: Go eat a cat then shake it !
them : :|
by arthur cornopolstein the 3th January 9, 2008
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I don’t eat pussy

1. The words a man can say to a woman that will ruin their relationship, turns him from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a gay guy or a straight woman would say.
Louise: on a scale of one to ten, how good would you say you are at eating pussy.
Kevin: I don’t eat pussy, that’s gross.
Louise: I’m sorry but you’re not my type.

2. Adam: I don’t eat pussy, I suck dick.
by nutella137 July 18, 2020
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eat your hat

Refering to I hate you and i dont care about your well being.
I am in so much trouble
Eat your hat!
by Sara October 21, 2004
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all-you-can-eat

buncha crap stuffed into a buffet just to make people fat and not earn much money beacuse the buffet is cheap
-i went out to eat yesterday
=did you?
-yeah
=where?
-oh it was an all-you-can-eat--
=oooooh
-...buffet
=yeah (cough) um i kinda gotta go bye
-why'd he go?...
by artichokegal June 16, 2005
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Eat someone else's feet

When someone is crying really hard and then you come cry for them so they can feel better. You can always Eat your own feet if you're alone and crying and alone.
Dude 1 - Yo dude 3 is crying
Dude 2 - What the fuck why
Dude 3 - *crying*
Dude 1 - Dude 2 you should go eat his feet
Dude 2 - I've never had to eat someone else's feet before, you do it
Dude 1 - Ugh, fine
Dude 1 - *crying*
Dude 3 - *crying*
by 4-ho-crack July 24, 2020
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Hot Dog Eating Contest

The act of trying to fit as many dicks in your mouth as possible
Two girls had a hot dog eating contest with the entire football team!
by H-farkswag March 21, 2015
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