Canadian Bar Mitzvah

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.

Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.

by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021

About as useful as a dry bar of soap

Useless.

"Cba"

"You're about as useful as a dry bar of soap"

by T4Y March 30, 2022

Bar spin

rotating the bars of a scooter or BMX

That kid did a sick bar spin

by Penis lover69 March 31, 2022

Alex Bars skateboard

Alex bars owns a skateboard

Alex bars skateboard

by Youngnarrowlikesbbc March 31, 2022

Fiber One Bar

You have no fricking friends and a loser LMAOO

your such a fiber one bar

by Lily ofc April 5, 2022

Eat a Mars Bar

Clenching and unclenching your buttcheeks as if there was a Mars Bar jammed inbetween them. This is to ensure you keep the blood flowing when standing still for a long period of time.

Instructor: To keep the blood flowing don't forget to eat a Mars Bar. Don't fully eat a Mars Bar, and don't produce a Mars Bar.

by jentlemangack December 4, 2020

Bar

Can't go there to pick up girls because apparently they should be fucking a retard instead of me. That's the general consensus.

I think if I got a lead bar or a pipe I could bash that mongoloids skull in pretty easily. Could use my first but it hate to compromise my stabbing hand.

by Hym Iam December 5, 2020