bake and drive

Driving while high as fuck on marijuana.

Do not bake and drive.

by Coloredcats June 1, 2018

Baked potato

The act of showing a stick of butter up your partners asshole only to eat it out immediately afterwards you also have the option of adding bacon bits, cheese, or even some relish, make sure however that the butter was good enough to lubricate for the ensuring butt fucking.

I'm gonna need to borrow your bacon bits, I'm gonna Baked potato my girl tonight!

by McBeefRod June 3, 2018

bake n smash

When you get high as fuck and then you fuck.

“What do you want to do tonight?”
“Idk .. bake n smash?”

“Yo I’m finna bake n smash rn”

by Ih8tacos June 11, 2018

Bake

A word for a guy who tries to get a girl despiretly for one month.Then entirely fucking it up like he fucks up everythig.

Jake just pulled a bake

by The sexy librarian May 14, 2018

Baked apple

An old pothead that has smoked for so many years their head looks like a baked apple.

Guy: Dude, sick, look at that guy’s head!
Gal: Stop it, that’s not funny, its a baked apple.
Guy: Sorry, that’s crazy though

by Is that a chicken!? July 31, 2018

Bader-Quality

Adj. - Description of something that is required to be of high, utterly pristine quality. Something that must be perfection.

This diamond ring is NOT of Bader-quality

by Smit10222 September 3, 2018

baked potato cat

1. A picture of a cat with butter on it, sitting in tin foil.

Person #1 was looking at a baked potato cat on his phone.

by a l d u i n October 19, 2018