April

April a tall brunette girl that has dimples super deep and is sometimes Spanish she thinks she ugly and she the most gorgeous person ever honesty -I have no words to explane- she is shy and very smart and if you have a april Never I mean NEVER let her go you'll regret it

"Oh who's that?"asked Aiden "that's April so fu***** hot huh!"replied Andrew "Ima ask her out!"said aiden"HELL no!!!"

by Joc❤️❤️❤️💕 November 28, 2018

April 14th

National day to tie up your wife and make her squirt by any means necessary.

Get the rope baby, it’s April 14th

by Cummer748 April 14, 2024

April Foul’s Day

An April Fools’ Day prank occurring some other time of the year than on April 1st.

Generally considered poor form.

They announced it as an April Fools’ Day joke, but on the wrong day! A total April Foul’s Day.

by ShadowDx64 March 31, 2023

April 18th

National confess to your crush day.

Just do it,

then you‘ll know if they like u back or not.

Scenario 1:
You: „It‘s April 18th, so*name of your crush* I like you“
Crush: omg i like you too!!!

Scenario 2:
You: „It‘s April 18th, so*name of your crush* I like you“
Crush: well, i don’t like you back tho sorry

You: oh ok

by lizziesfav April 2, 2023

April 30

Be dumb as hell today because why not. Hehehhee

“Why” “because you killed my dog” “who killed your dog?” “You” “why?” “OH MY GOD” “why?”
Be dumb on April 30 because why not😀

by Cheese balls 101 April 30, 2022

April 21

National send your bf a booty pic day

Girl: Open this when you are alone🤭 april 21

by hshdbwidbrhwisifne April 21, 2023

April 12th

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
April

by anonymous December 2, 2023